What is
the Fart Knoctober Secret Society a.k.a. the FKSS?

If you have to ask, then you obviously don't know.

Maybe I shouldn't be talking about this here,
but for no reason I will anyway.

The Fart Knoctober Secret Society (or FKSS for short)
is a mysterious underground, underfunded organization.

No one really knows what it is,
even if they say they do
(I'm looking at you, Larry).

Is it a cult run by a crazy fart wizard?

Is it a band of amateur detectives
gathering together to hunt down and capture
aforementioned crazy fart wizard?

Is it an email newsletter signup form
disguised as a dumb marketing gimmick?

It is most definitely
probably one of those things.

Why, if I were to make a guess about the situation,
then I would probably assume that the only way
to find out what the Fart Knoctober Secret Society
(colloquially known as the FKSS) really was
would be to become a member oneself.

Perhaps I have said too much already...

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